Fuck that, golf wang.

I'm Megan. Seventeen and hating everything. Somewhere between nihlist and satanist. Been happy with this guy for :D Enjoys Netflix, The Sims, Tumblr obviously, cats, ganja, astrology, Odd Future, hardcore music, and whatever else is on this blog I guess. Drop-down includes the loves of my life. Holla back.
Click things. Idk.
[ tumblr made nov. 1, 2011 ]
fritogay: wow when did phil become hispanic 
adventuretime: Your Chance to Own Exclusive Phoenix Comicon Cover BOOM! Studios is holding a limited sale this week for some of their “buried treasures from the vaults.” We’re lucky one of those treasures is the Adventure Time 2013 Annual #1 with the exclusive Phoenix Comicon variant cover by Meredith McClaren. We’re told it’s “never before been offered in stores or on the web, or anywhere outside of being sold for a couple days at Phoenix Comicon 2013.” Get yours now.

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

hate-my-human: secretcallgirl: kokilax: randomizeyourmind: Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.” Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper. Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed. When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”  - Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes. This is perfect

whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*